Net Grows
Tighter on James Comey after FISA App Lie Revealed
Thinking about the
Holocaust may give Palestinian Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) a “calming
feeling.” She says it does, so we have to take her word for it. Do you know
what gives me a calming feeling? Those deep, dark circles underneath James
Comey’s eyes these days.
Are you sleeping well,
Jimbo?
Comey looks like
something has been giving him sleepless nights lately. His shoulders appear to
have developed a slump, which is observable whenever he photographs himself
wistfully gazing at a cornfield and tweets about how icky Donald Trump is. I’ll
bet I know why James Comey is having trouble sleeping. It’s because of that
dastardly “Russian agent,” Carter Page.
That’s what you called
Carter Page in 2016, isn’t it, Mr. Comey? I want to make sure that I quote you
accurately, so let’s take a look at the 2016 FISA warrant that you signed off
on. It reads:
“The target of this [FISA] application is Carter W. Page, a US
person, and an agent of a foreign power. The
FBI believes the Russian government’s efforts are being coordinated with Page
and perhaps other individuals associated with Candidate #1’s campaign.”
Comey did not state that Carter Page might be a Russian agent. Comey didn’t tell the
FISA court, “Hey, there’s something fishy going on here and we want to spy on
any Russians who might be trying to contact Carter Page.”
The FISA warrant
application that has been partially declassified states, emphatically and
without any doubt whatsoever, that Carter Page was “an agent of a foreign
power,” i.e. a Russian agent. James Comey signed his name to that FISA warrant
and stated it as a matter of truth that Carter Page was a Russian agent. Three
FISA warrant renewals were also signed by Comey, Sally Yates and Rod
Rosenstein.
Within that FISA
application that James Comey signed his name to, it states that Carter Page
went and gave a speech at the New Economic School in Russia. This is absolutely
a true statement. Speaking at the New Economic School is common and mundane. I
have a personal friend who has given multiple talks there. Almost 30 years
after the fall of the Soviet Union, the Russians are still trying to figure out
how to best implement that whole “capitalism” thing so they can have a better
country. American speakers go over there all the time to talk about capitalism
and economics.
But… Comey’s signed FISA application says Carter Page had a
secret meeting with a Russian energy oligarch named Igor Sechin while he was in
Moscow for that speech. Comey’s signed FISA application then states that Carter
Page had a second secret meeting with
some guy from the Russian government to talk about alleged compromising
information that the Russians had on Trump.
The FBI said that it
had concrete information – a “confidential human source” – who had evidence
that Carter Page had those two secret meetings with the Russians. Comey’s
signed FISA application fails to mention that the confidential human source was
a paid employee of the Hillary Clinton campaign – former British spy
Christopher Steele.
No matter, though. If
anyone could get to the bottom of that evil Russian spy of evilness Carter
Page’s nefarious plot, it would be James Comey’s long-time best friend ever,
Robert Mueller. After all, Mueller and Comey had trained together under the
expert guidance of Eric Holder in the Justice Department of Bill Clinton.
Mueller would leave no stone unturned!
Well, Mueller did turn
over a lot of stones. And now, the proof of Carter Page’s nefarious and evil
Russian espionage is described in painstaking detail in the definitive Mueller
Report. You can read it for yourself. Just crack open the 448-page Mueller
Report and flip through until you reach page… um… page… hrmmm… should be right
about…
Oh, wait, my bad.
Robert Mueller found no evidence at all that Carter Page had any secret
meetings with the Russians. Mueller even sent a team to London to talk to
Hillary’s foreign spy Christopher Steele, who was desperate to stop Trump, to
look at his “evidence.”
James Comey’s sworn FISA court statement that Carter Page is a
Russian agent was so false that his best friend Mueller never even mentions it in his 448-page report. If
anyone from Team Trump was going to jail for actual Russian collusion, it would
have been “Russian agent” Carter Page.
Except Carter Page was
never a Russian agent. Is that why you’re having so much trouble sleeping,
Comey? Because we know the truth now? Because you lied to the FISA court about
Carter Page, so you could spy on the Trump campaign? Perhaps a sleeping pill
would help you get some rest. Just don’t take the whole bottle, because there
is one more court proceeding that Americans really want to watch you
participate in, James. It’s the one where you get charged with a crime.
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